For those who missed last night's debate, here are the top stories:Borowitz Report: "Millions of Americans Lose Consciousness"Gail Collins: "So how are you enjoying Debate Season, people?"The New York Times Editorial called the debate unhelpful but managed to note something its reporters seemed to miss: "The Mitt Romney who appeared on the state at the University of Denver seemed to be fleeing from the one who won the Republican nomination on a hard-right platform of tax cuts, budget slashing and indifference to the suffering of those at the bottom of the economic ladder."And your favorites???