Via Sarah Pulliam at Christianity Today, some links and info to be sent around by Tuesday:ONE: Google may be taking over the world before our eyes, but at least they’re doing it with a sense of civic duty. Just plug in your address and this locator map shows you where your local polling place is.TWO: If you are voting for Sarah Palin,and, uh,the guy she’s running with, Krispy Kreme is giving away a free star-shaped donut “with patriotic sprinkles” to anyone with an “I Voted” sticker. (It also says something about “participating stores only,” which could be a major cop-out. Typical conservative promises.)THREE: If you can’t guess what color “patriotic sprinkles” are, that means you are probably voting for Obama-Biden, and you are a certified latte-sipper. Hence you should visit Starbucks, which is giving away a free coffee to anyone who says they voted. (No proof needed, which proves they are mushy-headed liberals—or run by ACORN.) Also, be patient—the banner ad explaining the offer takes as long to load as it does to make a skinny mochaccino soy latte with no foam.What more do you need?

David Gibson is director of the Center on Religion and Culture at Fordham University and an occasional contributor to Commonweal.

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