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The Twelve Days of Christmas--Literally

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Ha! is right!There is a similar BBC Radio take on the song that is played on the Midnight Special most years. I couldn't find an audio version of it just now, but the transcript is here:http://briansibleytheworks.blogspot.com/2008/01/blog-post.html

And it would cost $101,000; 3.5 percent more than 2011: http://www.nytimes.com/2011/12/23/business/for-101000-the-12-days-of-chr...

For that, you could probably get a one-bedroom in Queens.

Colin Nissan has pretty much nailed the "take something vanilla and make it hilarious through profanity" formula. I mean that as a compliment. Only Mike Lacher has done it better:http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/im-comic-sans-asshole.They pretty much should have turned off the interwebs after that got published, because, really, nothing else matters now.