Patrick Madrid calls attention to a story claiming a Muslim man did the worst slow-mo breakdance ever on the altar of the Florence cathedral (Basilica di Santa Maria del Fiore), and poses a telling thought experiment:

Try to imagine what would happen if a Christian were to perform this same moronic dance in crowded mosque. Do you think he’d leave the building alive?

Don’t forget, Muslims: The only reason we don’t want your victory mosque on Ground Zero is because it would offend the memories of the 9/11 victims. Why are you being so insensitive?

P.S.–Dubious about the provenance of this story, especially the question of the dancer’s religion? Me too. Anyone care to translate the Italian story?

(H/T Elizabeth Scalia.)

It’s odd that the State Department didn’t make a public announcement when Secretary of State Hillary Clinton appointed a new envoy this week to represent the United States among Muslims. The appointment of Kashmir-born U.S. diplomat Farah Pandith follows up on President Obama’s Cairo speech.

As a reporter noted in Thursday’s State Department media briefing, it would seem to make sense that Muslims be notified. Curious exchange:

QUESTION: Has the Secretary appointed a special representative for Muslim communities?

MR. KELLY: Yes.

QUESTION: When was this?

MR. KELLY: This was – you know, she’s actually a friend of mine. I worked with her very closely in the European Bureau, Farah Pandith. She was a special advisor for outreach to Muslim communities in Europe. The Secretary has appointed her to more of a global role. And I think it’d be a good idea for her to come down here and talk to you guys about her role.

QUESTION: Could you put something out in the meantime about her appointment and –

MR. KELLY: Sure. Yeah, absolutely.

QUESTION: Just out of curiosity, is she a Muslim?

MR. KELLY: You know, I can’t answer that question.

QUESTION: You’re friends and you don’t know?

MR. KELLY: Sorry?

QUESTION: You’re friends and you don’t know? (Laughter.)

MR. KELLY: I haven’t asked her her religious affiliation.

Yes, Dave. I’m sorry. You have a follow-up?

QUESTION: When was this appointment made?

MR. KELLY: I believe it was made two days ago.

QUESTION: It was recent?

MR. KELLY: Yeah, it was either yesterday or the day before.

QUESTION: Is there some reason you guys didn’t announce it?

MR. KELLY: Well, there was an announcement, and I know it was sent out to the State Department community. But we will put it out more broadly.

QUESTION: That might be interesting for – just for a broader Muslim community other than those in the State Department, you know.

MR. KELLY: Fair point. Yes.