Debate Drinking Game, the Jewish version
October 16, 2012, 11:49 am
Posted by David Gibson
Check it out, via The Forward: “a Jewish drinker’s guide to tonight’s presidential debate.”
Take a SIP if you hear:
“The only democracy in the Middle East…”
“Red lines”
An anecdote about a Jewish lady in Florida/Ohio/Nevada or some other random swing state
Anyone over-pronouncing Hamas as “Kkkkkhamas”
“My friend Benjamin Netanyahu…”
A properly employed YiddishismPound a SHOT for”
“My Friend Bibi…”
“Choo-tzpah,” or any other butchered Yiddishism
“Jerusalem is Israel’s eternal capital”
A questioner with an unmistakable Long Island Jewish accent
“The insatiable crocodile of militant Islam”And CHUG the entire bottle of whatever you got:
If anyone pulls out a marker and a bomb cartoon
“Ba da boom!”
There’s a Yankee game on tonight; the way both the President and the Yankees have been doing lately, I’ll probably need to drink something whichever one I end up watching.
The possibility of a candidate whipping out a cartoon bomb does sound very attractive.